Summary of yesterdays hearings
Rupert Murdoch
Oh it is so horrible......but I knew Nothing!
Rebekah Brooks
Someone else did the payments....it wasn't in my job description!
James Murdoch
Well I did sign a check....but I didn't really know what it was for!
Top Executives in New International
We were not aware.
Ah yes senior management.... thinking outside the box..... seeing the big picture.... but when the shit hits the fan....nothing to do with us. Pretty much standard corporate procedure.... remember the bankers?
Indeed when the corporation is doing well it is all due to their vision, when its not; it is because the workers are inefficient and cost too much.
Ah but
They appointed people to find out what was going on because you just know they were just not in the loop, but their doors were always open to deal with high altitude views.
Executive summary.
We didn't have a clue what was going on in our business but we are sorry for all the trouble it has caused us..
Yah really...
Anyone who has worked in middle management has seen this all before, it was one of the reasons I resigned from GE.